Madam Leperchaun President Part 1

A small Leperchaun woman from Ireland bypassed the Constituion and became President of the United States of America through popularity, luck, sheer force of will, white out and a ball point pen. When the people told her she can’t be the President because she wasn’t American she showed them the Constitution Article II Section 1 and it read

“No person except a natural born citizen, or a true blooded Leperchaun, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.”

“How else has America made it this far?” the Leperchaun reseaoned. The people agreed and all saw read the Constituion and she was crowned President (by Amendment 42 of the new Leperchaun Constiution) and she brought in bodygaurds from Ireland who complained of the lack of good Irish beer and a new Ammendment was made declaring all beer must be imported from Ireland.

The country was happy despite the changes being made because she had to be right (she was a leperchaun) and all her ideas were sure to be to the good of the country.

Laney Leperchaun Approves This Message

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