Random fact: In Doyle’s “Sherlock Holmes” Sherlock never says “It’s elementary, my dear Watson.”
Quote of Excellence: Me: (Hits the elevator door with Oscar-the-trash-cart-of-awesomeness) Sorry elevator
Boss: His name is Otis
Me: Really? Sorry Otis. (walks in and sees the sign above buttons “OTIS Elevator #1”) Well what do you know? He really is named Otis.
Denouncing Rumors Affirming Rumors: Last month August 20th, Spaceman and I broke up on good terms. We are still friends but are no longer dating.
Song of Awesomeness: ABC by the Jackson 5…..My ASL friends should understand why