Language of facilities: “Amber Alert, take Oscar Wilde down Otis to Oscar Senior. I’m gonna take a walk with Tennant. These floors are a mess!”
Joke/Riddle: √-1 2^3 Σ π
Quotes of Excellence:
Princess: “I’ve poisoned all your tea bags with cyanide!”
Me (Taking a sip of my tea): “Thanks for telling me.”
Sir Printatank: “Get out of the way!!!!”
(Runs past being chased by a bush wielding a nerf gun)
Me (eyes wide): Was that a bush with a nerf gun?
Me (muttering): Never anger shrubbery.
Midget: Have you quoted me on your blog?
Me (looking through my posts): Nope
Midget: But…I’m so quotable!
Midget (after getting her Stratego piece to the other side of the board): King me!
Me: I think you forgot what game you’re playing…
Denouncing Rumors: The Northerner and I are not dating.
Fun Fact: Gravity keeps one from falling off hills, Unless one is as skilled as I am.